Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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