38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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