watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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