My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
