it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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