You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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