Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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