If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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