Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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