He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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