i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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