did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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