It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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