if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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