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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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