you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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