: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
