I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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