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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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