why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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