Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.