Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.