I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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