Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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