Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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