we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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