hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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