he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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