Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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