i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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