You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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