On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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