school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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