these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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