How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
