This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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