idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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