is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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