well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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