it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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