Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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