I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is the high leading the old right now
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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