Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I want a musical about memes.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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