Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
3 2 1 whiskey
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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