They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
