Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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