Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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