The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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