I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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