the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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