i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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