windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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