you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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