Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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