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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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