i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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