She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize