We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
