due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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