Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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