i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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