Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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