I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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