I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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