If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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